I’m painting a dragon if anyone feels like seeing.

♥ 1 — 3 days ago on 24 Jul 2014
ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Fourteen (NC14).
A light golden-brown tom with a white muzzle, throat, and belly; white paws; and dark amber eyes. He has a mellifluous voice and intriguingly delicate features, which, combined with his naturally charismatic nature, tends to earn him many young admirers - older cats, however, are wiser to his narcissistic, irresponsible ways and tend to ignore his coquettish sweet-talking and tell him to “be sensible for a change!”. Nevertheless, when it comes to finding something or someone, this Thunderclan tom is one of the best around, and he has a voracious hunger for hunting the truth; unfortunately, that means he loves knowing everyone’s little secrets. He also has a nifty talent for weather predictions and - occasionally - an uncanny knack for telling the future, which no-one seems able to explain.
What is his name?
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You have approximately twenty-four hours before his name is announced. Good luck, and remember: this is the final round. Do your best!

Honeynose

ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Fourteen (NC14).

A light golden-brown tom with a white muzzle, throat, and belly; white paws; and dark amber eyes. He has a mellifluous voice and intriguingly delicate features, which, combined with his naturally charismatic nature, tends to earn him many young admirers - older cats, however, are wiser to his narcissistic, irresponsible ways and tend to ignore his coquettish sweet-talking and tell him to “be sensible for a change!”. Nevertheless, when it comes to finding something or someone, this Thunderclan tom is one of the best around, and he has a voracious hunger for hunting the truth; unfortunately, that means he loves knowing everyone’s little secrets. He also has a nifty talent for weather predictions and - occasionally - an uncanny knack for telling the future, which no-one seems able to explain.

What is his name?

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You have approximately twenty-four hours before his name is announced. Good luck, and remember: this is the final round. Do your best!

Honeynose

♥ 16 — 5 days ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via ailuronymy
ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Thirteen (NC13).
An honour-bound ginger tabby she-cat from Shadowclan with a white belly, two white paws, and rich orange eyes that are infamous for their ability to silence even the most disagreeable apprentice with a single scorching look. Although she herself prefers not to speak unless she has to, she will challenge anyone who acts against the warrior code, and if she makes a threat, she will always go through with it. That said, she rarely lets her personal feelings get in the way of what must be done and can come across as being, simultaneously, passionate and surprisingly cold. While she doesn’t excel in any particular clan-skill herself, she is ardent in performing her duties and it’s said that any cat trained by her is destined for greatness - provided they survive her strict and unrelenting mentoring first, that is.
What is her name?
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You have approximately twenty-four hours before her name is announced. Good luck!

Foxstep

ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Thirteen (NC13).

An honour-bound ginger tabby she-cat from Shadowclan with a white belly, two white paws, and rich orange eyes that are infamous for their ability to silence even the most disagreeable apprentice with a single scorching look. Although she herself prefers not to speak unless she has to, she will challenge anyone who acts against the warrior code, and if she makes a threat, she will always go through with it. That said, she rarely lets her personal feelings get in the way of what must be done and can come across as being, simultaneously, passionate and surprisingly cold. While she doesn’t excel in any particular clan-skill herself, she is ardent in performing her duties and it’s said that any cat trained by her is destined for greatness - provided they survive her strict and unrelenting mentoring first, that is.

What is her name?

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You have approximately twenty-four hours before her name is announced. Good luck!

Foxstep

♥ 18 — 6 days ago on 21 Jul 2014 — via ailuronymy
ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Twelve (NC12).
A lean dark-coloured tabby tom from Riverclan with vivid green eyes and a personality as shady as his pelt. Although highly intelligent, he has a tendency to be apathetic - even languorously spiteful on occasion - and though he never panics or acts surprised about anything, he has a smouldering temper and often snaps at others. He also has a deep hatred of water, and some in his clan suspect his jaded, envious nature comes from fact he isn’t beautiful and is therefore loathe to see his reflection in the river; if you asked him, he’d say it’s because the river is wet and cold - obviously. But then again, everyone knows he only gives vague and hazy answers even at the best of times.
What is his name?
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You have approximately twenty-four hours before his name is announced. Good luck!

ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Twelve (NC12).

A lean dark-coloured tabby tom from Riverclan with vivid green eyes and a personality as shady as his pelt. Although highly intelligent, he has a tendency to be apathetic - even languorously spiteful on occasion - and though he never panics or acts surprised about anything, he has a smouldering temper and often snaps at others. He also has a deep hatred of water, and some in his clan suspect his jaded, envious nature comes from fact he isn’t beautiful and is therefore loathe to see his reflection in the river; if you asked him, he’d say it’s because the river is wet and cold - obviously. But then again, everyone knows he only gives vague and hazy answers even at the best of times.

What is his name?

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You have approximately twenty-four hours before his name is announced. Good luck!

♥ 21 — 1 week ago on 20 Jul 2014 — via ailuronymy
crumpetseeds:

mewtwoofficial:

Yaoi paws

I was already laughing at the photo and then I scrolled down and lost my shit

crumpetseeds:

mewtwoofficial:

Yaoi paws

I was already laughing at the photo and then I scrolled down and lost my shit

♥ 64696 — 1 week ago on 20 Jul 2014 — via egberts (source)
ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Eleven (NC11).
A tiny grey-brown she-cat with bright yellow eyes and a dash of white on her chest. She is Thunderclan’s medicine cat and takes her role as the clan’s spiritual adviser seriously, without actually being very serious in nature; she’s quite light-hearted and loves to natter away to her patients. Although she is getting rather old, she remains as spry as ever; every evening, she dashes neatly to the tops of the highest tree to converse with the stars and seek their council on important matters. She swears that the day she is too old to do that will be the day she goes to join the stars forever, and often adds that she’s looking forward to it, since the view from up there is - so she’s told - to die for.
What is her name?
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You have approximately twenty-four hours before her name is announced. Good luck!

ooh, tough one. Pebbleleaf?

ailuronymy:

Nameless Cat Number Eleven (NC11).

A tiny grey-brown she-cat with bright yellow eyes and a dash of white on her chest. She is Thunderclan’s medicine cat and takes her role as the clan’s spiritual adviser seriously, without actually being very serious in nature; she’s quite light-hearted and loves to natter away to her patients. Although she is getting rather old, she remains as spry as ever; every evening, she dashes neatly to the tops of the highest tree to converse with the stars and seek their council on important matters. She swears that the day she is too old to do that will be the day she goes to join the stars forever, and often adds that she’s looking forward to it, since the view from up there is - so she’s told - to die for.

What is her name?

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You have approximately twenty-four hours before her name is announced. Good luck!

ooh, tough one. Pebbleleaf?

♥ 22 — 1 week ago on 20 Jul 2014 — via ailuronymy
fried-demon-potato:

promountains:

livinginnightvale:

octoberspirit:

donotlookatthedogpark:

marmellow08:

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.

oh. my. fucking. god.

well, fuck me sideways.

GODDAMMIT.

I see what you did there Joseph Fink

Im crying

fried-demon-potato:

promountains:

livinginnightvale:

octoberspirit:

donotlookatthedogpark:

marmellow08:

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.

oh. my. fucking. god.

well, fuck me sideways.

GODDAMMIT.

I see what you did there Joseph Fink

Im crying

♥ 5345 — 1 week ago on 19 Jul 2014 — via roachpatrol (source)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

♥ 70769 — 1 week ago on 19 Jul 2014 — via kinigget (source)
♥ 46 — 1 week ago on 19 Jul 2014 — via ghostiebat (source)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

♥ 494758 — 1 week ago on 19 Jul 2014 — via cosmicyellow (source)