needlekind:

anoteinpink:

fourofthem:

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home

on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”

♥ 21686 — 1 day ago on 22 Apr 2014 — via princepestilence (source)
❝ fdr. he’s like humpty dumpty except he became president instead of dying. ❞
— a guy in my english class
♥ 4 — 1 day ago on 22 Apr 2014
givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

♥ 407002 — 3 weeks ago on 02 Apr 2014 — via twerkingforlucifer (source)
♥ 58148 — 3 weeks ago on 02 Apr 2014 — via happybhi (source)

oh crap i need to get to bed.

'night.

1 month ago on 24 Mar 2014
Darkshade and Bluespirit for avalon-uncensored!

Darkshade and Bluespirit for avalon-uncensored!

♥ 4 — 1 month ago on 24 Mar 2014
Wildmane for twinkduil!

Wildmane for twinkduil!

♥ 3 — 1 month ago on 23 Mar 2014

Hey warriors tag I wanna draw your OCs. 

Send ‘em in. owo

♥ 3 — 1 month ago on 23 Mar 2014
how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

♥ 127818 — 1 month ago on 23 Mar 2014 — via quailheart (source)

terumiafuro:

i love when people are passionate about a certain character, like really passionate about them bc then i start associating them with that character and then the character reminds me of them and i’ll just be looking through my dash and then suddenly i’ll think about them

♥ 33547 — 1 month ago on 23 Mar 2014 — via tellerofpointedstones (source)